When watching tv
Keep the room well lit and maintain a good distance away from the screen.
This unrivaled power is convenient to have!
It seriously feels good.
Absolutely lovely! That's why we won't lose!
Let's head towards tomorrow!
If you release the limiter on your heart, we can tell
just by touching you.
Try everything in passionate battles!
Pierce through reality.
Absolutely lovely! That's why we won't lose!
This thrill is the best!
Bravery is shining upon the darkness of the world.
The miracles you gave us are overflowing.
If we're proud of our smiles that no one can match,
let's cross over to the future!
The greatest!
Bold!
Lifelong frustration! Why is he angry?!
What's wrong, Momotarou?
Sighing at the beautiful night sky?
Considering being with a pervert like you, don't you think it would be better for me to be with Kaoru and company?
Whatever!
But, you probably feel alone when I'm not around.
Because you don't have friends
Stop being a busybody!
It's so pitiful!
Hey, here's a sunflower seed for you.
I refuse!
Now's not the time to be playing.
We have to go now or we'll be late.
Out? Where are you going?
Somewhere with a better view of the night.
Waah! It's definitely beautiful! It's definitely beautiful!
Good evening!
Still the same, aren't you? Constantly punctual.
So that's what it is. You're meeting this guy.
Hybou Shousa, here is it.
Ah, so this report has to do with BABEL's ESP.
Welcome!
Welcome to BABEL!
May I help you?
Ah, I'm here for business reasons.
The bag contents are rubbery, just like a toothbrush.
From the fact he came two days ago, it seems he's not really here for business matters.
It's most likely persistent marketing.
Go up!
Please turn back.
At the same time, bring your goods back too.
Make the miso soup warm too!
Jouban Natsuko. Transparency ability level 5.
Nowaki Houto Telekinesis level 5.
They will definitely not let any suspicious elements into BABEL.
Also known as double face.
Yeah!
I see.
Even if BABEL is heavily guarded, Shousa can enter it without much trouble.
That's for sure. But to let other brilliant colleagues to go in place of me to check it out would be rather helpful in many ways.
Bri-Brilliant colleagues?
Of course. That would mean you.
Since you say so
My name is Bakka. My real name is Hotoko.
Osaka-ben is the best.
Ah! I screwed up!
I'm elated by what Shousa has just said to me.
You said it yourself.
From now on you must report all of BABEL's internal intelligence to me.
You're joking.
Let's continue reading.
Umeda Naomi. Psychokinesis level 6.
I already said not to touch me!
You lecher!
The current leader, Tanizaki Ichirou, age 36, always in a bad situation.
BABEL is really an interesting place.
And yet that environment is still productive.
Special agent ESP the hound.
Inugami Hatsune. Transformation ability.
Yadoki Akira. Substitution ability. Able to control other animals with his mind.
This ability really interests me.
Sakaki Shushu, ESP doctor. Loves women.
This is not ESP. It's just a bunch of normal employees.
Normal people?
Yes! It's the command operator team.
There has been an ESP abnormality in a ranch in Tohoku.
Please rush over there, since you are patrolling there, BABEL 1.
Where is the location of BABEL 1?
Eh? A cow?
Satellite image coming up!
The target is being chased due to his red clothing.
So we can confirm that we have heard of the ESP signal of the ranch owner.
Release the guy, case closed.
Esp-Especially Ran-chan.
No, bespectacled Ran-chan to be exact.
Ah! She's so pretty!
May I know what's Kuugu Tsu's opinion of BABEL's normal employees?
Ah, right.
They are there in order to understand the ESP
You really think so?
Because the employees are very free, without having to fight and are safe from danger.
Don't bring that up first!
Kugu Tsu-kun, judging you are able to take photo of these people undiscovered.
You realised it finally.
Besides controlling others, I have another extrordinary power.
Oh?
And that's?
An ability so great no other person can beat it.
Umeda.
Yes!
Okuda!
Yes!
Katou!
Yes!
Kimura!
Yes!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Kojima.
Because my existence was too rare, even if I was around no one would know.
And that's why with this ability, no one will realize I'm there even if I was holding a camera.
But I really want to exist in the eyes of others!
Even if I kicked someone, nobody would realize it either!
Don't cry! Here are two sunflower seeds!
Okay? Okay?
Ah, Kiritsuoku-kun, age 54, he has even some granddaughters attending senior high schools.
What a young grandfather.
Really?
Chief, you caught a cold?
Someone is talking about me.
Don't tell me it's those cuties the children?
Um... I don't think so.
First lieutenant Kashiwagi Oboro. Kiritsuoku's secretary. She fits what is known as "the last defence."
Really sorry! I'm still checking up on First Lieutenant Kashiwagi.
Really! Useless!
Thank you. I do hope you can help me in BABEL's internal department from now on.
Leave it to me!!
We'll be depending on you.
We'll really be depending on you.
Yes! I'll be working with Momen-chan from now on.
I'll overload you with "M!"
No!!
Pleased to be working with you!
Let's do it step by step.
BABEL is spending too much!
Agreed! Agreed!
How much must we spend before you give up?
Because we need it in the first place!
But it's too much already!
Such, you guys...
How about trying some tea?
Tea?
Please have some.
T-thank you.
Ah, it can't be helped I guess.
BABEL's work is important too after all.
Agreed. You can use a few more hundred million yen too.
Kashiwagi-kun. What did you put in the tea?
A touch of sincerity.
Kashiwagi Oboro. A person anyone would like to get close to.
But her private life is one big mystery.
I shall find out that mystery...
Ah! She vanished!
Could it be ESP?
O-ouch.
Surprisingly, she's clumsy and one who trips over banana peels.
That's the mystery. I found her mystery!
I should have this piece of information sent...
E-eh... I don't feel so good...
H-here, I'll give it to you, so don't hurt me!
Good Morning, Kashiwagi-san!
Morning!
It's a beautiful day today.
Thanks!
Kashiwagi-san, your skin is so smooth.
No, it's nothing.
Kashiwagi-kun, how about dinner tonight?
I'll tell your wife.
It must be my imagination. Someone must be following or observing me these past few days.
Expected, I sense someone looking...
Over there!
My imagination?
A truly wonderful image! I finally have a picture of Oboro-san changing!
Kaoru-chan!
Stop it.
That laughs sounds like an old man.
Jade-smooth skin! Beautiful waist! Supple chest!
Psychic inspection completed!
This has nothing to do with psychic ability.
Kaoru-chan. You have turned into a beast. Completely.
Stop your habit of gawking at people changing clothes. It's a punishable crime.
Roger! Sorry!
So it's Kaoru who has been staring at me these few days.
No no no! I did no such thing!
This is clearly my first time.
Although here I am capturing voyeurism of you, I'd never do such a despicable crime like stalking people.
Don't say it like you are completely right.
Put away that camera.
If it's not Kaoru-chan, then who is it?
I want to be popular!
You must not do such things.
What does Kashiwagi-san wish to discuss with me?
I feel someone has been stalking me for the past few days...
Ah, it must be Kaoru.
Really... she...
But it's not Kaoru-chan.
Hey, Minamoto-san.
Kashi... wagi... san
Good morning!
Morning!
Minamoto-san.
Good morning!
What's going on?
That's slow... perhaps Kashiwagi-san is...??
Kashiwagi-san.
I'll never forgive such an immoral person!
Minamoto-san!
You seem to be stalking Kashiwagi-kun, aren't you?
No, chief! I have my reasons!
What are you exactly thinking?
And speaking of Kashiwagi-san...
You're still finding excuses! Shame on you!
Let me explain!
Chief, it's all a misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding?
Please listen carefully.
Yes.
Actually...
So that's what it is. You should have said so earlier, Minamoto.
It's more like you didn't want to listen to me though
But why would someone want to stalk Oboro-san?
It could be for love.
Love?
Yeah! From the day love struck, he wanted to understand her more.
And that is love.
So he started stalking?
Right! From the time I was stalked by Naomi, I'm positive about this.
Who's stalking? Positive about what?
She's really a shy girl.
I'm not shy!!!
Several people like Kashiwagi-san but who can it be?
It's that person. It must be that person!
Eh? Who?
Say it! Say it!
Tell me!
You must tell me too!
From what I know
Don't say it out
It's not wise to probe into other people's love affairs
Let him do as he pleases
Ah! So many opinions!
Great! Just great!!
You have grown up!
Ah! A hundred-yen coin? Nah.
This is strange.
In terms of relationship,
Kaoru interferes the most of all.
Furthermore even if she knows I stalk Kashiwagi-san
It's clearly Kaoru-chan. But she's not saying anything.
It should be her who's enraged.
This is supicious.
Why? Why must I make such a thing?
From that time I was discovered
Kugu Tsu-san is so nonexistent I can almost step on or kick you.
I-I didn't do anything!
Kugu Tsu-san
W-what?
You and Oboro-san...
Ah! How can it be? How it can be?
If I was exposed as a spy, I won't be able to stay in BABEL.
And I won't be able to provide information to Hyobu Shousa.
Please! Please!
I can keep your secret.
Really??
But, I didn't realise Kugu Tsu-san would like Oboro-san.
As of now I'll let her think of me as muddle-headed.
Will you really keep my secret?
Of course!
But you must agree to my requests first.
And her secret condition is to build a moving doll of Kashiwagi-san.
Elementary school kids these days...
The measurements fit Kaoru's estimations.
The manner & movement have been installed after days of observation
But I'm totally not into Kashiwagi-san.
If I were to make anyone else...
Ran-chan...
I-identical!
It's completely identical!
It feels so good!
Done?
S-some parts are not done yet...
If it is done,
I can lie on her thighs.
She can dig my ears too.
We can bathe together, and sleep together!!
Accident occurrence! Accident occurrence!
Special agent ESP, please mobilise!
An armed man has taken hostages
He may have high ESP so take precaution.
If you come any closer, I'll kill her!
The hostage is...
That?
No matter how we look at,
It's a pig
I loved this pig!
If you don't recognize our love,
Buko!
I'm going to rescue you now!
If she's frightened, her meat will become tough.
What's going on?
It seems the criminal fell in love with a pig he saw on the road.
When he was gawking at the pig, its owner scolded him and he took it hostage
So he became like this?
A total waste of time!
The children, remove limiters!
Love is important. Go out to love, boy!
Love is beautiful. Something to be tasted.
On the offensive, boy! Playing dirty is the work of the demon.
If you're gonna stalk, wear a mask like Kugu Tsu and don't be discovered, boy!
Kaoru-chan...
Why is it Kugu Tsu-han?
Let's not talk about that now.
Special agent ESP zettai karen children!
I have been staying up for 3 days already...
I should be washing my underwear sometime soon
R-Ran-chan!
I'm sorry, Kugu Tsu-san.
I should be the one saying that. Are you okay?
Y-you know my name?
Of course.
It's more like Kugu Tsu seldom greets me
Why did you address me as Ran-chan?
I'm so sorry!
Wait!
Case closed.
But even if it become like this, he wasn't caught.
Because that fellow... and my skirt...
Before he started he should have taken refuge
Well...
Again about Kugu tsu-san...
What do you mean by that?
It's just a legend.
It's just an urban legend of Shinjuku Ni-chomme
Shihou.
Leave it to me!
Please, please come in!
Sorry to disturb you!
It's a little messy in here.
Nope, it's okay.
Ah, it's so wonderful.
Are these all of Kugu Tsu-san's works?
Yes!
We were all made by master.
We thank master for his care.
You too!
So wonderful! So wonderful!
Eh... about...
Would you like to see this?
This...is me.
Actually, from several years back, I have been...
Where's Kugu Tsu-kun?
C-chief!?
We have heard everything from Kaoru-chan.
How could you like Kashiwagi-san?
Simply and secretly moving behind.
And you even built a movable Kashiwagi to appease yourself!
What!?
That... that is Kaoru-chan!
Kugu Tsu-san..
Ran-chan, this...
That's not all, in order to build a perfect moveable Kashiwagi,
You even got Kaoru-chan to check on Kashiwagi's three measurements!
No, no!
Idiot! Pervert!
After completion, using her thighs as pillows... Getting her to dig your ears... and...
No! No! I didn't...!!
Woah! It's completely identical!
No!! Stop it!!
Evidence proven!
Concrete proof!
Kugu Tsu-san...
Sorry.
What?
I thank Kugu Tsu-san for his efforts.
But you are totally not my type.
Really! Sorry!
If you try to stalk me again,
That is totally a crime.
You can't even have a proper relationship!
Human and human, Pig and human...
Human and doll, it's a way of loving
Really.
Don't drag these children in.
Looks like I really committed a crime.
Sorry!
Don't be sad. There're lots of other women out there.
Next time I'll bring you out for dates.
You...
Yes, Sakaki-sensei?
B-beautiful...
Are you free tonight?
I would like to have a dinner and chat with you.
Okay.
Kugu Tsu-san likes Kashiwagi-san.
Sakaki-sensei is also quite handsome.
Let's go eat some tempura set meal then.
OK!
I know some good places.
The soy sauce is sweet too.
Wretched BABEL! Those wretched ones!
Playboy Sasaki!
I'll definitely won't let you off!
This humiliation... this grudge...
I'll definitely pay it back to you!!
That's why you're my favorite!
In front of you,
ESP is just no use.
Pythagoras couldn't even shed light on this.
Love is a loop of wisdom.
Don't hang your head in shame over crying.
After all, miracles are born from smiles.
My favorite!
Throb Throb!
That's you!
Yes Yes!
I want to be someone bold, fearless.
I'm so completely, absolutely serious I could go numb!
W-W-What huge change.
Throb Throb!
Towards you.
Yes Yes!
I'll give you a dynamite kiss!
I'll be whatever you want me to be, absolutely!
That's why you're my favorite!
Next on Zettai Karen Children!
Disgusting!
As expected I have not eaten for a week.
Minamoto.
Sake smell... and further more perfume smell, what a person you are
There's even lipstick!
It's work! It's work!
It's not that I like to go drinking every night!
Zettai Karen Children. Episode 22.
The right environment! Minamoto, hit by an assassin bullet?
I see you are troubled. Would you like my help as a doll maker?
We're extremely cute, so we can't lose!